Local Minimum
Apr. 14th, 2008 07:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
heiligekuhSan Jose, 6:30 AM
Local nerd spots adult male (late 30's, reasonably attractive) roller blading down the middle of the street. Subject is dressed in what appears to be a complete roller hockey uniform - red and black jersey, long shorts, nice skates - complete with gloves and stick. He nodded sheepishly as I biked past him.
College kid, grabbing a doughnut from a dining hall you've never set foot in, do not worry! City dweller, catching the subway from an unfamiliar stop, have no fear! We have found a local minimum for the morning after Walk/Skate of Shame, and you are nowhere close.
Local nerd spots adult male (late 30's, reasonably attractive) roller blading down the middle of the street. Subject is dressed in what appears to be a complete roller hockey uniform - red and black jersey, long shorts, nice skates - complete with gloves and stick. He nodded sheepishly as I biked past him.
College kid, grabbing a doughnut from a dining hall you've never set foot in, do not worry! City dweller, catching the subway from an unfamiliar stop, have no fear! We have found a local minimum for the morning after Walk/Skate of Shame, and you are nowhere close.
